"We’re not something, but we’re not nothing."- (via sternenhaufen)
My dog has this habit of staring at my mom everytime she has something in her hand so my mom was drinking wine this time. My mom decides to get a bowl, fill it a little bit with the wine she was drinking and give it to my dog. Omg, I shouldn’t be laughing but my dog was so drunk that she couldn’t even walk straight. We are horrible people but still the funniest thing ever.